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WHAT ARE YOUR DREAMS

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Every youngmans dream


1. 95% of those in public offices do not no their function
2. 98% of the promises made by our leader during canpian are all fallacy
3.The dream of 98% of every science students in secondary school
is to become a medical Doctor
4.The dream of 90% of art students in secondary school is to
become a lawyer
5.The dream of 99% of first year students is to graduate with first
class degree.



Dream well

6.The dream of 96% of young men is to marry a virgin
7.The dream of 98% of every teenagers(girls) is to keep their
virginity till marriage
8.The dream of 80% of ladies is to marry a rich guy *(mostly Igbo
girls)*
9.The dream of 20% of ladies is to marry a God fearing man
10.The dream of 99% of every young man is to become a multi-
millonia.

Gods Grace on your dreams
11. The dream of 99% of every man is to marry o good wife
12. The dream of 99% of every couple is to build a good home/
family
13. The dream of 99% of every living soul is to make heaven.
14.The dream of devil is to get 100% of every living soul to heal
15. The dream of 90% of young men and ladies at their first date is
that they will end up with that person
16. The dream of 90% secondary school student is that
immediately after secondary school he will gain admission to the
university and not poly or collage of Education.
Excel in life

17. The dream of 80% university students is that immediately after
school they will gain employment.
*BUT* if you check very well this things do not come to reality *or*
go the way we dream them no wonder its a dream. wait could it be
that at the above point in life people surfer from Malaria? if not
why do they dream all this?.
       BY CHIBUEZE (aka SENTENCE)
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